Are you talkin' to me?

When you diet, there is this little voice in the back of your head saying, "just one corn dog, no one is going to know. You will still look pious. CORN DOG, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT," (The voice starts yelling and taunting at the end because it's an asshole). So how do you ignore the voice? Well, if you are me, you ignore it by spending time online, looking for a healthy recipe for corn dogs in hopes that you can savor the flavor you soooo cannot get out of your head. But, Meg, you ask (we are having a rhetorical conversation now) there really isn't a healthy recipe for chili cheese tater-tots. And you would be correct in that. So here is my advice: Leave the debit card at home, empty your wallet of cash, and just starve that little voice. If you cannot resist temptation, wait it out. Sit at your desk, grow a set, and eat the healthy lunch you brought with you to work.

At some point this stopped being a rhetorical conversation with you and became a get over it talk to myself...

-Meg